15 Reasons Why Being Married Doesn’t Suck
July 19th 1997 was our first date. (PS we are celebrating 24 years of marriage on December 19th)
Truly it is hard for me to believe that I have survived almost 24 years of living (not in sin) with another person and inspired me to pen– 15 Reasons Why Being Married Doesn’t Suck and Happy Birthday To my husband
24 years of living with this person who has the memory of an elephant and can whip out ( and quite often does) something I’ve done in the past that even I DON’T remember. A person who has seen me at my complete worst- a 170 pound two weeks overdue pregnant woman who would do just about anything to induce labor and coerced him into getting close with me in the biblical sense to get my water to break. ( Talk about taking one for the team- eh?!)
But this marriage is so much more than a husband who is willing to have sex on command with a very cranky and overdue pregnant wife.
Our marriage has transformed me in ways that are hard to articulate- but has mostly been my safe haven. My marriage has wrapped me in a cocoon of unconditional love- and has on occasion saved me from drowning in a sea of pity and self-doubt.
My marriage is the partnership I wished for and while it is no where NEAR perfect- it is mine and I cherish it. And in honor of my husbands 64th birthday I give you 15 Reasons Why Being Married Doesn’t Suck and Happy birthday to my Husband!
15 Reasons Why Being Married Doesn’t Suck and Happy Birthday to my husband!
#1 You always have someone to answer that question, “Does this dress make my butt look big?”
# 2 When a family member calls you- and reminds you why you should feel guilty about something you did when you were 12 years old- you have a Spouse to TALK YOU OFF THE LEDGE.
#3 When you feel like eating an entire pint of ANYTHING after a particularly crappy day- you will have someone to GRAB that spoon away and save you from yourself.
#4 You have someone who can order exactly what you want from any restaurant without having to ask.
#5 You have someone who HAS to be your plus 1 at obligatory functions.
#6 When your kid finally eats veggies you have someone to call and share the news with- who is genuinely as excited as you are.
#7 When your dog finally poops after several days of being constipated- you have someone who is just as THRILLED as you are.
#8 You have someone to share your love of the GodFather Trilogy with- and who will gladly cancel any other plans to watch an all day marathon.
#9 At 3:30 a.m. when you can’t sleep you have someone to watch The Honeymooner’s reruns with.
#10 No matter how wretched you feel- they will hold your hair back while you put your head in the toilet bowl.
#11 They will always remember to get you your maxi-pads with wings.
#12 They will screen your calls and tell whatshisface that you are not home when you are really just sitting on the couch catching up on last week’s American Horror Story.
#13 They will tell you they will under “NO certain terms” walk your dog when it is freezing cold outside, and then when it is freezing cold outside, they will indeed walk the dog.
#14 You have someone that will think it is totally adorable that you cry during commercials.
#15 They will see you at your absolute worst, and will love you through it ( no matter how many times you tell them it is their fault that you have to have a C-section).
Beautiful reasons! I loved these and a few made me laugh out loud! You two are absolutely a gorgeous couple and couple goals!! 😍
Powerful Love Spells to Bring Back Your Ex Boyfriend/Girlfriend Back, A big thanks to this wonderful psychic for bringing my husband back to me. email him at: Excellentspellcaster@gmail.com
I’ve seen a few people from Somalia asking about this, and honestly the main thing is just being careful with where you register. There are a lot of similar-looking pages online, so it’s better to stick with a link you’ve already checked instead of clicking random ones. I came across https://winwin-bet.so/register/ and it looked straightforward, but I still took a moment to double-check everything before entering any details. Also, it’s a good idea to avoid public Wi-Fi during registration and use a secure connection, just to keep your information safe.
I enjoy the classic card games, and finding a community in Kolkata that shares this passion is great. The tables are always active, and the professional dealers keep the atmosphere lively and fun. Since w88 entered the Indian scene, the quality of online gaming has definitely improved. The mobile compatibility is excellent, allowing me to enjoy a few rounds of Teen Patti whenever I have some free time.
When evaluating platforms for UK players, I usually focus on stability and ease of use. goldengenie-gh.uk impressed me because it offers a smooth experience with a simple and well-organized structure. It doesn’t feel cluttered, which makes it comfortable for regular use. Given that UK users increasingly value fast and seamless performance , this kind of platform stands out.