As I sit back and still wonder how it is I have a 14 year old daughter with this woman I met over 17 years ago on the greatest date I ever had I want you to know that I wouldn’t change anything and here are 17 reasons why:
1) You always make me feel loved
Me to the sugar daddy- please elaborate:
The Sugar daddy: You always tell me you love me and are very affectionate.
Me: Do you think I’m more affectionate than you are?
The Sugar daddy: Yes.
Me: Okay just wanted to make sure we are on the same page with that.
2) You always make me feel special in every way
Me to the Sugar daddy: Elaborate please
The Sugar Daddy: Are you going to ask me this question for every one of these 17 reasons, That seems very worky.
Me: yes, please continue.
The Sugar daddy: You make a point of telling our kids how special I am.
Me: Why is that important to you?
The Sugar daddy: It’s just nice to feel special. hey you are only allowed one follow up question per reason. Continue.
3)You always show you care about other people.
4)You gave me two great kids.
The Sugar Daddy: this one is self-explanatory.
Me: You mean you appreciate that I broke every blood vessel in my face giving birth to our daughter and that I let our doctor cut me open to deliver our son.
5) You are a great mother to our kids.
6) You are always trying to improve yourself
Me: What the hell does that mean??
The Sugar daddy: You work out, you read.
Me: Oh right- you always say- when I read that I’m trying to be better than you.
7) You listen to my advice
Me: Like a good daughter?
The Sugar daddy: No like a friend. You always quote back things I’ve told you and how they have helped you in your decisions.
8) We laugh together
me: I always say that I WISH everyone knew how funny you were and that you shouldn’t save all the funny just for me.
9) You show great compassion for dogs
Me: So does that mean we can bring another foster dog into our home?
The Sugar Daddy: Haven’t you had enough with the two dogs that we adopted- FLEAS and pee and three rugs trashed?
me: You know you LOVE LAZER and IKE.
10) You let me take care of you
Me: Do most men want to take care of their wives?
The Sugar daddy: On some level yes. I like to support you, feed you, cook for you.
Me: I always say if you didn’t cook for me I would starve to death.
11) You have a strong sense of family
12) You love your religion and heritage
Me: It is your religion and heritage too- BY THE WAY.
13)You are always giving to everyone
Me: So you noticed that $60 I just took out of your wallet?
14) You let me be the man
Me: What does being the man mean to you?
The Sugar Daddy: You let me drive, you always tell the kids that I’m in charge of the family, you let me fix up the house.
Me: So you are going to fix the toilet today right?
The Sugar daddy: You are REALLY taking all the romance out of this post.
15) You are content with what we have
The Sugar daddy: You always say that you love our house, you like Staten Island, You never want to leave.
Me: That’s true- they will need to bury me in this house with all my Tchotchkes.
16)You enjoy life and little things
17) You make our house a home
Me: So does that mean you don’t mind that we have stuffed animals dressed up in tutus all over our house?
So… what would your spouse say about you?