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Does your spouse fish through the laundry for clothes to wear? yeah mine too but who cares I have an iLife V8s ROBOT VACUUM

May 29, 2018 by Melissa Chapman 9 Comments

Does your spouse fish through the laundry for clothes to wear? yeah mine too but who cares I have an iLife V8s ROBOT VACUUM is a sponsored post

Ask my husband why he gets so angry with me over my “laundry practices” and he’ll say, “Because my wife has a cleaning problem.” Dig a little deeper and he might expound on the fact that he and I have very different versions of the term clean.  Does your spouse fish through the laundry for clothes to wear? yeah mine too but who cares I have an iLife V8s ROBOT VACUUM. The iLife V8s robot(available at MessiestMonster.nyc)  can vacuum (just check out how it cleans up all these M&M’s on this video  as well as mop and it is basically THE LOVE of my life. But I digress. Keep reading for a slice out of my marriage and why the iLife V8s ROBOT VACUUM will ROCK YOUR WORLD and YOUR HOME!

Does your spouse fish through the laundry for clothes to wear? yeah mine too but who cares I have an iLife V8s ROBOT VACUUM

Does your spouse fish through the laundry for clothes to wear? yeah mine too but who cares I have an iLife V8s ROBOT VACUUM (just watch what this baby can do here: http://bit.ly/ILIFEevent )

Does your spouse fish through the laundry for clothes to wear? yeah mine too but who cares I have an iLife V8s ROBOT VACUUM

He says, “I don’t see why I cant wear a pair of jeans for a week. I think that is reasonable.”

I say: “A week- you mean more like a month– you’ve FISHED your jeans out of the laundry basket many a time, when I tried to wash them after you wore them for a week.”

I also say, “I think if you are wearing jeans and doing stuff- i.e. taking out the trash, sitting on public transportation, that warrants them being rendered dirty and in need of a good washing.”

He says, “I’ll give you a good washing.”

He says, “Ok forget about me, I still think our kids can wear their school clothes at least three days in a row, without you needing to waste your time (and our money) washing them.”

I say: “I really don’t think the teachers will appreciate us sending our kids- especially our six year old in ketchup stained shirts (our son always manages to get ketchup on him during lunch even if they’re not serving ketchup) or with a swirl of dirt hanging over their head like a halo reminiscent of Pigpen from the Peanuts gang. The stench might be a little distracting for the other students. Or the teachers might begin to take up a laundry collection for us, concluding that our insufficient funds are what’s keeping us from sending our kids to school in clean clothing.”

He says: “You care way too much what others think of you. And our kids clothes never get that dirty.”

I say: “Babe, you can barely see anything unless I put it really close up to your eyes–and even then you can NEVER discern the dirt from the color.”

He says: “I see what I need to see”

Does your spouse fish through the laundry for clothes to wear? yeah mine too but who cares I have an iLife V8s ROBOT VACUUM

And so the dance continues… But regardless of what he says– I prefer clean clothes and walking on a surface that does not include crunching things underfoot which is why I was SO excited  when we recently we got to compete in the messiestmonster.nyc competition ( aka when my kid got to make THE BIGGEST MESS EVER while my usband and I looked on) to see if ILIFE Robotics V8s Robot Vacuum Cleaner aka a companion that can pick up dirt and some light mopping duties – could tackle this mess! Of course  ILIFE Robotics V8s Robot Vacuum Cleaner was up to the task and in my opinion if you are looking for the PERFECT father’s day gift This one is getting a BIG THUMBS UP from all the dads I know! You can nab one here www.messiestmonster.nyc. I also think I have FINALLY found the true love of my life!

Does your spouse fish through the laundry for clothes to wear? yeah mine too but who cares I have an iLife V8s ROBOT VACUUM

Anyone who knows me knows I like things clean and as much as my husband tries to sneak his dirty clothes or sneakers by me he can never do it. Because of this people say I like to clean but it is not that I like cleaning, I hate it as much as the next person but I do like my house clean and to my specifications.

Does your spouse fish through the laundry for clothes to wear? yeah mine too but who cares I have an iLife V8s ROBOT VACUUM

Being a lover of dogs and having my two rescue shih tzus in the house can be a challenge to keep everything clean, because lets face it dogs dogs make a lot of different kinds of messes. Two that always keep me cleaning are when they come in on wet days full of dirt and grime, and when they eat their treats on my rugs. When they come in from a walk wet and dirty I have to dry them and the dirt they pick up gets everywhere. They love their treats but they like to eat on my rugs and make crumbs.

Does your spouse fish through the laundry for clothes to wear? yeah mine too but who cares I have an iLife V8s ROBOT VACUUM

Usually these situations call for the vacuum. Time and effort vacuuming either my kitchen floor or the hallway rug it’s not fun.  ILIFE V8s automatic vacuum works by itself and is vacuuming while I am writing this.

It goes on any surface over rugs and tile floors and even mops in the kitchen.

The amazing features of the iLife V8s are:

-Cleans with stability and assisted by a complete set of sensors and RoadRover wheels, V8s can manage a smooth ride across different types of floors.

-With mechanical keys & LCD display the V8s keeps you informed with simple icons on its LCD display. The mechanical keys on its body or the remote give an immediate response to your commands.

-With a streamlined profile the curvilinear design allows V8s to freely pass through narrow spaces in any indoor setting, so it won’t miss any hidden dust and debris under the furniture.

-Large dustbin with high performance filters .The 750ml dustbin enables V8s to take on more tasks without frequent emptying. The complementary high performance filter captures dust to purify  living environment significantly.

-The anti-tangle nozzle function prevents hair and debris lodging in the nozzle and cleaning brushes. It also means stable suction power, easy maintenance and handy pet hair cleanup.

i-Dropping: –Smart mopping system With the award-winning,upgraded i-Dropping system, V8s has precise control over the amount of water dropping for hard floor mopping, preventing floor and cable damages.

-V8s executes your cleaning schedule set for anytime of the day and any day of the week.

This company is the wave of the future, “ILIFE” is a combination of a captial letter “I” and a word “LIFE”, reflecting the pursuit of a better life.

For years, their robot cleaners have helped millions of families around the world to create a clean living environment.  As the world’s leading robot vacuum cleaner manufacturer, they continue our research into robot cleaning technology, developing products that make home cleaning even easier and more efficient.

For anyone like me who likes things clean and is looking for the better way to get it done we now have the V8s that is my new favorite thing.

Does your spouse fish through the laundry for clothes to wear? yeah mine too but who cares I have an iLife V8s ROBOT VACUUM

In my opinion it’s the PERFECT gift… so share- what are your MUST have cleaning tools?

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  1. robin rue says

    May 29, 2018 at 5:13 pm

    I SO need one of these. These boys of mine are always tracking dirt (and god knows what else) into my house. They wouldn’t stand a chance with one of these in the house.

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  2. Joe says

    May 29, 2018 at 7:16 pm

    That vacuum looks awesome! A: My wife and I are always on the go. B: We both hate vacuuming. This is perfect for us.

    Reply
  3. reesa says

    May 29, 2018 at 7:55 pm

    I need this vacuum in my life asap!!!! I love all of the pics with you and your son, you can tell you had a blast!

    Reply
  4. Amy says

    May 29, 2018 at 10:43 pm

    This looks like my kids dream! They would love to spill cereal and candy all over the floor and watch a robot pick it up. We have a robot too, but I still love old fashion push vacs!

    Reply
  5. Kathy says

    May 30, 2018 at 12:36 am

    I’ve always wanted to try one of these vacuums. They look like they’d be a lot more fun. I love that they can clean up some of the best by themselves too.

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  6. krystal says

    May 30, 2018 at 1:51 am

    I’d be happy with a robot to help me with those chores! How fun – looks like it swept up too.

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  7. Sinisa says

    May 30, 2018 at 3:27 am

    This is super futuristic and awesome. Everyone should have one of these.

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  8. Rachel says

    May 30, 2018 at 4:23 am

    I would absolutely love one of these things. It is going on my wish list for sure.

    Reply
  9. Toni | Boulder Locavore says

    May 30, 2018 at 5:41 am

    This vacuum sounds SO cool! I need to check it out! Can’t wait to get one!

    Reply

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