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No relationship is safe. Learn how to cheat like a professional #StreamTeam

February 25, 2017 by Melissa Chapman 12 Comments

This post is written on behalf of Netflix

Here is the truth of the matter. My husband is an old man. He is 58 years old. He needs A LOT OF SHUTEYE. So while at 9 pm I am ready to get my Netflix binge on- my husband has already been fast a sleep for a solid half hour.

No relationship is safe. Learn how to cheat like a professional #StreamTeam

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Yet when he wants to watch our favorite Netflix show together and pick up where we left off the following night at 7:30- I have to come clean that I am already three episodes ahead of him. So what's a married woman who NEEDS TO CHEAT supposed to do? Learn how to cheat like a professional thanks to Netflix and keep the scandalous viewing under wraps.

We’ve all done it. Or maybe you were the victim and had to confront someone about their offense. Either way, Netflix cheating isn’t going away and 46% of viewers are guilty of the charge. Whether you’re sneaking in another episode after bedtime or watching ahead of your partner and pretending to act surprised later, Netflix cheating is a crime that anyone in the family can commit.

If you can’t keep up the facade any longer, here is an some apology  that can help cushion the blow.

No relationship is safe. Learn how to cheat like a professional #StreamTeam

And in case you need a few CHEAT WORTHY SHOWS here are some that I would recommend:

No relationship is safe. Learn how to cheat like a professional #StreamTeam

THE OA: Seven years after vanishing from her home, a young woman returns with mysterious new abilities and recruits five strangers for a secret mission.

No relationship is safe. Learn how to cheat like a professional #StreamTeam

Stranger Things : When a young boy vanishes, a small town uncovers a mystery involving secret experiments, terrifying supernatural forces and one strange little girl.

No relationship is safe. Learn how to cheat like a professional #StreamTeam

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt :When a woman is rescued from a doomsday cult and lands in New York City, she must navigate a world she didn’t think even existed anymore.

No relationship is safe. Learn how to cheat like a professional #StreamTeam

So tell me, do you Netflix cheat, or are you suspicious of a family member cheating?

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  1. Jean says

    February 25, 2017 at 10:28 pm

    My husband is definitely a cheat! Thanks for the recommendations, I’ll be sure to check them out 🙂

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  2. Jacqui S says

    February 26, 2017 at 12:07 am

    I would definitely be a cheat! Lol. I don’t have someone yet to Netflix cheat on, but I’ll warn them ahead of time when I do lol.

    Reply
  3. Kerri says

    February 26, 2017 at 2:48 pm

    Oh my goodness, I need to get Netflix. I love this! I have not watched a single episode of Stranger Things and that has been on my list of new shows to watch!

    Reply
  4. Jeanine says

    February 27, 2017 at 3:19 am

    I Netflix cheat all the time. ALL THE TIME. My husband goes to work 2 nights a week, Friday and Saturday and I am constantly watching what I shouldn’t. haha. oops.

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  5. Cynthia @craftoflaughter says

    February 27, 2017 at 3:32 am

    This is so funny. When I worked nights, hubby would tape our shows so we could watch them together when I was off. I often considered cheating on him and wondered if he cheated and watched any before we could together, HA

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  6. Tereza says

    February 27, 2017 at 10:13 am

    Hahaha this has made me laugh – and what a brilliant picture of you two! I have only just started watching the OA literally like an hour ago. I’ve gone through too many series recently, good they only have a season or two haha – Love, Santa Clarita Diet, iZombie.. oops! x

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  7. Jessi says

    February 27, 2017 at 9:13 pm

    LOL this post made me laugh because I ALWAYS cheat! Then my husband gets mad and tries to get back at me by cheating on a new show or another show. The struggle is real! Lol. Love it!

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  8. Sharon Ellis McCuistian says

    February 27, 2017 at 11:36 pm

    Have you heard of these “promise rings”? You both have to be wearing them to be able to watch the next episode!!

    http://seriescommitment.com/#

    Great idea or not????

    Reply
  9. Amber Nelson says

    February 27, 2017 at 11:44 pm

    Stranger Things is definitely an addicting show! I try to not cheat on shows. My husband is a chronic cheater, watching five shows at a time!

    Reply
  10. Courteney Noonan says

    February 27, 2017 at 11:49 pm

    Haha I love this. My mum is such a Netflix cheat – she always ends up betraying me and my dad x

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  11. Theresa says

    February 28, 2017 at 12:32 am

    That’s so funny. I’ve totally snuck in an extra episode before, but I felt so bad about it afterwards!

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  12. Toughcookiemommy says

    March 2, 2017 at 2:28 am

    I try not to cheat but my husband makes it really hard because he wants to watch all the same shows that I do. We both love Netflix.

    Reply

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