I met my husband when he was 39 years old. He had NEVER been married, never lived with a woman and based on what I could tell from the scraps of memories he had from a testosterone filled childhood growing up with two brothers-- he knew very little about the feminine persuasion. In fact, I'd venture to say he knew NOTHING- ok wait I take that back- during his residency he did a round in … [Read more...]
10 date ideas just for parents–NO KIDS ALLOWED
Last weekend I was EXHAUSTED. the last thing on my mind was 10 date ideas just for parents. I came home from the gym and had plans to jump in the shower put on my jammies and Get in bed. Really it sounded like the most divine way to spend the weekend. Unfortunately- unbeknowst to me- my husband had other plans (and inspired this 10 date ideas just for parents--NO KIDS ALLOWED ). In … [Read more...]
I can’t change the fact that When my husband is 80 I’ll be 65 but I can enjoy our time together with a COCKTAIL
I can't change the fact that When my husband is 80 I'll be 65 is a sponsored post. I had this really sobering reality check today; that I can't change the fact that When my husband is 80 I'll be 65. And it probably won't be pretty. And I'll probably appear to strangers as his nursemaid as opposed to his wife. Unfortunately when I met him at the tender age of 23--I saw him as the … [Read more...]
On why my husband HATES the Bachelor
My husband ABHORS any type of reality show and being the COMPLETE POLAR opposites that we are, of course I am GAGA for them. I pour over their every detail, I get emotionally invested in their unreality and I speculate about their off camera lives. It's true I live for these shows. My husband, not so much. So this week I try to unmask his complete disdain for the newest Bachelor Colton and his … [Read more...]
3 Tips to get your husband to walk the dog at 6 am
This is a very familiar scene in my house: It is 6 am and my newest furry child is on my pillow-pawing at my forehead. The lil guy is dying to go outside and walk. He doesn't care that it is 6am. He doesn't care that I was up till umpteenth o'clock last night. All he cares about is his bladder- which no matter how often I take him out is always full- and this boy can lift his leg at least 15 times … [Read more...]