Marriage is messy and complicated. It's a daily uphill battle of compromise and self-sacrifice, it's not a sprint it's a marathon. ( And I never thought I'd be celebrating my husband's birthday with a Weight Watchers One Point Chocolate Chip Cake - but I digress). When you get married the most important decisions are: what flavor butter cream frosting will I choose to adorn my three-tiered … [Read more...]
SEVEN Cures to Combat your Marriage Slump
You need em and I am SERVING THEM UP! SEVEN, that's right, count em SEVEN Cures to Combat your Marriage Slump. Whether you've been married 21 years like yours truly and your relationship can use a little oomph or you've been married a year and you already find yourself slipping into a comfortable yet this-is-not-how-I-envisioned-my-marriage-to-be-rut I've complied SEVEN CURES to combat your … [Read more...]
This Weekend We Purged and my Husband Cried a little on the Inside
So how did the husband and I kick off this glorious past weekend? This Weekend We Purged That is right- we did not spend it grilling up fake meat like our plane was going down and stuffing our faces with oreo cake! Hell to the no. Mama was knee deep in rooting through the muck of hoarderesque stuff littering this house. In 2020 I've decided that it's time to get rid of the … [Read more...]
3 Reasons Every Woman Needs a Gusband aka a Gay Husband
3 Reasons Every Woman Needs a Gusband aka a Gay Husband... That's right! I was recently out with a bunch of girlfriends and as we were busy swapping anecdotes about our lives an experience I had over a year ago came flooding back to me as one of them divulged that she had recently been to a party sans husband and found herself with NO ONE TO SIT WITH. Can you imagine- it's not like she was … [Read more...]
NEVER say these four things When you Argue with your Spouse
Are you a fighter? NEVER say these four things When You Argue with your Spouse. In a perfect marriage and a perfect world, my husband and I would NEVER fight. If we found ourselves in the midst of a disagreement, we'd let cooler heads prevail. We'd take a deep breath, look into one another's blue eyes (yes we both have blue eyes). We'd realize whatever we were fighting about, … [Read more...]