Sugar Daddy ( aka the husband who is currently sleeping on the couch):  "I don't want to talk about it- I'm sorry I made a mistake. I bought you a practical gift. I thought you would like it, I thought you would think it was cute I thought you would think it was warm. And comfortable like our relationship" Me: So basically what you are saying is that- after 16 years of marriage- you think the … [Read more...]